» 朝鲜传说发现神秘独角兽的窝以证明平壤是古代朝鲜的首都。译文来源:原文地址：原创翻译：龙腾网 www.ltaaa.com 翻译：翻译加工厂 转载请注明出处正文翻译:每人一小段，翻译我也行！每日新素材，等你来认领！ 原创翻译：龙腾网 翻译：翻译加工厂 转载请注明出处-------------译者：猫记-审核者：hpyp------------North Korea Finds Secret Unicorn Lair Said To Prove Pyongyang Was Capital Of Ancient Korea朝鲜传说发现神秘独角兽的窝以证明平壤是古代朝鲜的首都。In an announcement Friday that seems better suited for a fairy tale, a North Korean state news agency reported that archaeologists recently reconfirmed the lair of a unicorn once ridden by an ancient Korean king.发表于周五的公告，更像是一个神话故事。朝鲜国家通讯社报道，考古学家最近再度确认该巢穴属于古高丽王的坐骑--独角兽。According to the Korean Central News Agency, the lair the mythical creature is located 200 meters (about 219 yards) from the Yongmyong Temple in Pyongyang. A rock that sits in front of the lair contains carvings that some believe date back to the period of the Koryo Kingdom (918-1392), the outlet notes.据朝鲜中央通讯社报道，这种神话中的物种的巢穴位于距平壤永明寺200米(约219码)远的地方。洞穴正前方的一块岩石上有些雕刻。朝通社提及，这些雕刻所属的年代据信可追溯至古高丽王朝时期(公元918-公元1392年)。The director of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences, which discovered the lair, cited Korean history books as proof. Jo Hui Sung explained the history to the paper:发现该巢穴的朝鲜社会科学院历史研究所的主任，援引了历史书籍作为佐证。Jo Hui Sung给报纸解释了这段历史：The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it.“高丽史”(地理书籍)这本古籍中的Sogyong(平壤)章节，记录道：乙密台位于锦绣山的最高峰，在乙密台的下面有着平壤八景之一的永明寺。The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.The old book 'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam' (Revised Handbook of Korean Geography) complied in the 16th century wrote that there is a lair west of Pubyok Pavilion in Mt. Kumsu.该寺庙是东明王的休闲宫殿，东明王的独角兽的巢穴就在这个寺庙中。撰写于16世纪的古籍'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam”(朝鲜地理手册的修改版)中记载到，在金刚山浮碧楼的西边有一个(独角兽的)巢穴。It should be noted that North Korea's propaganda machine is famous for churning out unusual stories, including the details of Kim Jon Il's "divine birth" and the "peculiar natural wonders" that occurred as the Earth mourned the death of the Dear Leader, the Global Post reports.全球邮报报道，应该指出的是，朝鲜的宣传机器总是以推出不同寻常的故事而闻名于世，包括有领袖金正日“神圣的诞生”的细枝末节以及地球为哀悼敬爱的领袖的死亡而发生的“特有的自然奇观”。While still alive, Kim also reportedly invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in college and shot 11 holes-in-one the first time he played golf, according to Time magazine.据时代周刊报道，当金正日在世时，金也被(朝鲜媒体)报道说是他发明了汉堡包，说金正日还在读大学的时候就著有1500本书以及他第一次打高尔夫球就创下了11次“一杆进洞”(的记录)。On the other hand, unicorn sightings around the world crop up from time to time, including one last January In Canada that was eventually revealed to be a publicity stunt.另一方面，有关看见独角兽的传说在世界各地层出不穷，包括去年一月份加拿大的一次目击，最后不过被揭露出只是一个宣传噱头而已。评论翻译:每人一小段，翻译我也行！每日新素材，等你来认领！ 原创翻译：龙腾网 翻译：翻译加工厂 转载请注明出处-------------译者：猫记-审核者：chen_lt------------Hivoltaghe14 hours ago (10:17 PM)Don't be dismissive of the North Korean's beliefs, WE have people that actually believe that trickle down economics works (despite evidence to the contrary). My money is on the Unicorn.不要蔑视朝鲜的信仰。我们还有人相信“涓滴经济学”能起作用呢(尽管有反面例子)。我赌独角兽(更靠谱)。(译注：涓滴经济学 trickle down economics，又做利益均沾论，指在经济发展过程中并不给与贫困阶层、弱势群体或贫困地区特别的优待，而是由优先发展起来的群体或地区通过消费、就业等方面惠及贫困阶层或地区，带动其发展和富裕，或认为政府财政津贴可经过大企业再陆续流入小企业和消费者之手，从而更好地促进经济增长的理论。常用来形容里根经济学，因为里根政府执行的经济政策认为，政府救济不是救助穷人最好的方法，应该通过经济增长使总财富增加，最终使穷人受益。来自百度百科)webwzrd11 hours ago ( 1:20 AM)Wow. Didn't know Fox News broadcasted in Korea.喔，不知道福克斯新闻还能在朝鲜半岛上播出。freddsky14 hours ago (10:01 PM)This is big. Big as finding evidence of Jesus's dinosaur in the fossil record 4000 years ago!The entire Texas School Book Board would be orgasmic这可是条大新闻。(轰动效应)和在4000年前的化石里发现耶稣的坐骑恐龙存在的证据一样大。整个德州的教材董事会要集体高潮了。Shouterguy12 hours ago (11:41 PM)I'm guessing these are the same news sources the Romney campaign used in predicting his victory.我猜，这新闻的消息来源跟罗姆尼的竞选团队预测他会赢得大选的消息来源相同。blacksmithn15 hours ago ( 8:44 PM)That's ridiculous. Everyone knows unicorns live in paddocks, not lairs.这太荒谬了。众所周知，独角兽生活在牧场里，而不是兽穴里。nanyar12 hours ago (12:10 AM)This story was approved by the Texas state board of education and starting next year will be in the states curriculum along with creationism.这个故事已获得德克萨斯州州教育委员会的证实并且从明年起，这个故事将和神创论一起加入到州课程里。silasjoe14 hours ago ( 9:35 PM)I didn't know Fox opened a bureau in North Korea.我居然不知道福克斯新闻在朝鲜还打开了市场。Grobion17 hours ago ( 7:05 PM)They may have found the Unicorn Lair,But they'll NEVER find the Sparkle Pony Lair!他们也许发现了独角兽巢穴。但是他们绝对没发现这种炫目的小马的巢穴！pjordan13 hours ago (10:50 PM)Unicorns....that's insane....next they'll be saying trickle-down is a sound economic theory!独角兽。。。。真是疯了。。。下次他们会说“利益均沾论”是个不错的经济学理论！trekie7017 hours ago ( 7:12 PM)Well, if their citizens believed that Kim Jong Un was really named "Sexiest Man Alive," then I'm sure they'll fall for this Unicorn story, which is actually the more believable of the two, LOL.好吧，如果朝鲜的民众相信金正恩被称为“最性感的男人”，我肯定他们会对独角兽的故事深信不疑，实际上(独角兽)比金正恩获得最性感男人称号更靠谱，哈哈哈哈。Sunluvr1315 hours ago ( 8:44 PM)It's not a matter of them truly believing it..they are forced to by state law.他们对此深信不疑并没有什么。这个国家的法律强迫他们去相信。BlueLily21615 hours ago ( 8:44 PM)So true..that guy from Gangnam style is hotter..at least he can dance!说真的。。。表演江南style的那个家伙(比金正恩)更火辣。。至少他能跳舞！rcampbell5 hours ago ( 7:30 AM)These guys may be, MAY be, loonier than Republicans.这些家伙也许，也许，比共和党人更疯狂。gin51334 hours ago ( 8:24 AM)Please what does politics have to do with it....get a grip....we are talking about beautiful creatures that lived among the fairies....now that is awesome....拜托，这和政治有什么关系。。抓住窍门。。。我们现在讨论的是和精灵一起生活的美丽物种。。。现在这真是太棒了。。-------------译者：猫记-审核者：hpyp------------124pythias11 hours ago (12:37 AM)Are we sure these guys aren't Tea Party? They're certainly looney enough确定这些家伙不是茶党成员？他们绝对足够疯狂。RightToLeftIn3EZSteps11 hours ago (12:56 AM)No, it is where the Tea Party goes for training! LOL. Great post BTW!不，茶党要去那里(朝鲜)进修下！哈哈哈。。顺便说一句，这是篇好文章！silo9911 hours ago (12:36 AM)My WTF meter just broke in half.我的“雷人度”测量仪被爆表了。Oregonlib11 hours ago ( 1:21 AM)Is it still under warranty? If not your shafted.还在保修期么？如不然，那你就被骗了。gclafontaine11 hours ago (12:36 AM)Yeah, but that's nowhere near as goofy as the Book of Mormon.是的，但这远不及摩门经荒唐。(译注：《摩门经The Book of Mormon》是一部宗教题材音乐剧。)TomCinIllinois11 hours ago ( 1:10 AM)Which is also used to support the idea that the nation in which it originates is exceptional for divine reasons.这也用于支持那个观点的，那就是这个国家因为神圣的原因而与众不同。don15 hours ago ( 9:24 PM)Just trying to show the Onion that two can play at that game.(这)跟洋葱新闻一样，他俩能在这个节目一起播报。(译注：“洋葱新闻”是美国一家提供讽刺新闻的组织。它以报道讽刺性文章为特色。之前的金正恩评为最性感的男人的奖项也出自此)crakrman791 hour ago (10:51 AM)N Korea must be the Asian Texas..朝鲜一定就是亚洲版的德克萨斯州。SuburbanMalcontent15 hours ago ( 8:41 PM)This really isn't that much crazier than the stuff people in the major organized religions believe.真的，这并不比那些主要宗教组织里的人们所信仰的东西疯狂多少。-------------译者：猫记-审核者：chen_lt------------Olethea57 minutes ago (11:10 AM)It's as good as any religion.这和其他的宗教信仰没有什么区别。Neiman Marxist7 hours ago ( 4:54 AM)Still more believable than Faux News.仍旧比那些假新闻更可信。stoplyingnow11 hours ago ( 1:01 AM)Just keeping the magic alive, now everybody hit it, Gangnam style!继续保持魔法吧，现在人人都迷它，江南style！FolksingerDoug2 hours ago ( 9:53 AM)I'm wondering if it was found by the "Sexiest Man of the Year" , Butterball Kim我想知道，是不是“年度最性感男人”金胖子发现了它。NOTABIRCHER3 hours ago ( 8:47 AM)I saw rush riding one and saying North Korea is where the seceder's should migrate to.我看过一条新闻快播，说那些分裂者应该搬到朝鲜去。7423 hours ago ( 8:55 AM)Is there a web site we can contribute to in order to send him, and his microphone over asap?有没有一个网站可以让我们捐款的，这样子我们才能尽快的把他和他的麦克风送过去Nick Vanocur9 hours ago ( 2:54 AM)And in a related story it was baptized by the Latter Day Saints.在一个相关的故事里，这是末世圣徒的洗礼。Michael E Hughes10 hours ago ( 1:40 AM)Is this another ONION story?这是另一个洋葱故事么？HellboundNDown12 hours ago (11:57 PM)Either this is an onion article or I should not have eaten those berries in the woods earlier....要么这是一篇洋葱文章，要么我早些时候不该吃下树林里的那些浆果。environmentalista13 hours ago (11:30 PM)Now that Kim Jong Un has been named sexiest man alive, he needs a symbol of his manhood. What could be better than the Kim Jong UNicorn?现在金正恩被称为最性感的男人，他需要一个象征他男子汉气概的称号。有什么比“金正独角兽”更好的呢？fisch12313 hours ago (11:17 PM)yet if there were unicorns in the bible hundreds of millions of followers around the world would also be rejoicing at this news.如果存在圣经中所说的独角兽的话，世界各地数以百万的独角兽迷们也会因为这条新闻而欣喜万分。Kunra Vong13 hours ago (11:00 PM)In other News: Evidence that E.T., Bigfoot, Mickey Mouse and the Lochness Monster are in control of a Criminal Cartel trafficking Fairy Dust to little children has been found in forgotten tunnels recently unearthed under New York during clean up from Mega Storm Sandy.Additionally, I have run out of beer...more News at 11!其他新闻：最近，因清理桑迪飓风现场而在纽约出土的一条被世人遗忘的隧道里，有证据表明，E.T.、大脚怪、米老鼠和尼斯湖水怪都被一个向小孩子非法贩卖仙尘的犯罪组织所控制。此外，我的啤酒已经喝光了。。。更多新闻(请留意)11点档！KidSampson14 hours ago (10:17 PM)North Korea now his its own version of The Onion?朝鲜现在有他们自己的“洋葱新闻”了。Neshamah14 hours ago ( 9:55 PM)This is about the sanest story to come out of N. Korea.这是来自朝鲜的最正常的新闻了。Josh Crawford15 hours ago ( 9:17 PM)Well, many Republicans think that tax cuts pay for themselves and that the earth was created in seven days, so who's to say what's crazy, right?好吧，很多共和党人认为通过减税来支付报酬给他们以及地球是在七天内被创造出来的。那么还有谁能说什么是疯狂的，对吧？DXCortEX17 hours ago ( 7:32 PM)Um... Are they trying to strike back to The Onion, or what?嗯。。。他们是不是打算对洋葱新闻展开反击，或者别的什么？Pinkensteve54 minutes ago (11:17 AM)And this was right after they declared that Reaganomics works.自从他们说里根经济学起作用后，(发现独角兽)这也变得正确起来。WHTrout2 hours ago (10:12 AM)Can anyone explain to me why the notion of unicorns in North Korea is any stranger than the notion of a virgin giving birth in Bethlehem?有谁能跟我解释一下，为什么朝鲜(发现)独角兽的说法比处女诞生于伯利恒的说法更奇怪？liveinhope232 hours ago (10:29 AM)Because not as many people believe it to be true. When it comes to religion, the only thing that separate reason from madness is consensus.因为没有很多人相信这是真的。当涉及到宗教时，唯一可以把理性从疯狂中区别出来的就是共识了。WHTrout1 hour ago (11:00 AM)Yeah... when one person is delusional, they call it psychosis; when millions of people share the same delusion, they call it religion是的，当一个人产生妄想，人们会称他为神经病；当数百万人共享同一个妄想时，人们称之为宗教。zorroplata3 hours ago ( 9:26 AM)I heard the unicorn was being ridden by the world's sexiest man, the new great leader.我听说独角兽是世界最性感男人暨新任伟大领袖的坐骑。elgeeezer2 hours ago (10:07 AM)Impossible! The Dear Leader, or Maximum Leader & sexiest man alive is still in the WH in Wash DC. One needs to be careful when speaking of such things.这不可能！亲爱的领袖，或最高领袖&最性感的男人仍旧在华盛顿的白宫里。当谈到这样的事情时，每个人都要小心点。我下午看到的消息是：发现的是麒麟窝.北棒南棒都是棒棒棒 我下午看到的消息是：发现的是麒麟窝.独角兽，金正恩，一骑马斯签名让我想起了男子高中生的日常里的一集，，，，苹果酱 一半屁股在独角兽上，一半在麒麟上，中西合璧，碉堡了！