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[妹子福音]妹子们有福啦,日本冰Bra,让女人们今夏爽酷一下

时间:2012-07-10 17:53 来源:www.vimiy.com 作者:编辑 点击:

女士们,忘了掌上迷你风扇和冰冻玛格丽特酒:这有种保持今夏凉爽的新方法,就来自你的罩杯尺寸。
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   Ladies, forget pocket fans and frozen margaritas: There's a new way to keep cool this summer, and comes in your cup size.
   
   女士们,忘了掌上迷你风扇和冰冻玛格丽特酒:这有种保持今夏凉爽的新方法,就来自你的罩杯尺寸。
   
   Japanese manufacturer Triumph has released a bra that contains built-in ice packs so women can feel "comfortable" when air conditioning isn't available, MyFox DC reports.
   
   日本制造商成功推出了一款包含内置冰袋的Bra,能够让女人们在空调不可用时倍感“舒爽”,MyFox DC报道。
   
   The bra also features a miniature fan to further aid in the cooling process and, for some reason, is designed to look like a fish tank.
   
   这款Bra还包括一个迷你风扇以促进冷却过程,并且,因为某些原因,它被设计得看上去像一个鱼缸。
   
   The company -- which is known for creating novelty products that never actually come to market -- apparently came up with the idea in reaction to the need to conserve energy during the hot Japanese summers, particularly in light of the country's lack of working nuclear reactors in the wake of the Fukushima disaster, according to Agence France-Presse.
   
   这家公司——以创造从未实际进入市场的新奇产品而闻名——显然是基于日本炎热的夏天里节约能源的需要想出了这个点子,尤其是鉴于福岛灾难后,该国缺乏有效运作的核反应堆。法新社报道。
   
   While many women have been using their bras for practical purposes such as extra storage for years, it seems the undergarment's other functions are starting to be taken more seriously by some manufacturers.
   
   多年来许多女性一直出于实用目的利用她们的Bra,比如额外存储,现在似乎内衣的其它功能也开始被一些制造商重视。
   
   Last month, the JoeyBra, a bra that contains a side pocket to store a phone, money or other items was launched with a Kickstarter campaign.
   
   上个月,JoeyBra,一款拥有一个侧口袋以存放手机、钱或其它东西的Bra,借一场Kickstarter(著名融资平台网站)宣传活动推出。
   
   According to Mashable, Mariah Gentry and Kyle Bartlow, junior business majors at the University of Washington, came up with the idea after noticing a large amount of Facebook posts from girls lamenting the loss of their cell phones during nights out on the town.
   
   根据Mashable(新闻博客网站),Mariah Gentry 和 Kyle Bartlow,华盛顿大学商学专业三年级生,在注意到Facebook上女孩们不约而同惋惜她们去城里过夜时丢失的手机的大量帖子后想到了这个创意点子。
   
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   1、jimjim41844 .14 Fans .3 minutes ago ( 7:53 PM)
   
   Starts out 36D, and with some wear goes down to 36B. LOL.
   
   Just joking, I know it does not change...
   
   最开始是36D,若干年过后,缩减成了36B,哈哈。
   
   只是开个玩笑,我知道它不会变来变去的……
   
   
   
   2、TeeSC .466 Fans .01:01 PM on 06/28/2012
   
   I want one of those!
   
   我想要一个!
   
   
   
   3、Mickey Bitsko
   
   Your sink is shipping .447 Fans .11:13 AM on 06/03/2012
   
   Are there allowances for us men to keep our hands cool, preferably while the bra is on the girl?
   
   这是不是给我们男人让我们的手保持凉爽的福利,最好是当Bra还穿在女孩身上的时候?
   
   
   
   4、CarlIII
   
   Liberal Virginian living in Remlap Alabama .1076 Fans .09:18 PM on 05/13/2012
   
   Tokyo is an absolute trip. It's like being on another planet. Very nice people but they are everywhere. 20 million cell phones working at the same time. Subway is an experience. Very modern with mixture of traditional. Cool place indeed.
   
   东京是一个绝对值得一游的地方。它好像在另一个星球上。非常好的人们,但是到处都是人。2000万部手机同时工作。地铁是一种别样体验。非常摩登却又混杂着传统。确实是很酷的地方。
   
   
   
   5、Moonshi14 .61 Fans .06:27 AM on 05/13/2012
   
   I didn't realize boob-heat was such an epidemic. On a side note, the two models are cute!
   
   我没想到咪咪热已经如此风尚了。值得注意的是,这两个模特很可爱!
   
   
   
   6、convolutedspeech .3 Fans .09:41 AM on 05/11/2012
   
   HAHAHAHA, this is AWESOME! where can i order?
   
   哈哈哈哈,这很棒!我能到哪里订购?
   
   
   
   7、uniqumm .82 Fans .09:00 AM on 05/11/2012
   
   No, NO!
   
   You want to keep those puppies warm!
   
   Warm, and comfortable....... And, help support their shape, but not too harshly. They should also have a bit of freedom to move with the gait.
   
   They should be warm, and comfy, and ......
   
   ........... oh, hell! I gotta go...........................
   
   
   
   不,不!
   
   你想保持这些咪咪暖和!
   
   暖和,舒适……并帮助塑形,但不要太严苛。它们也应该拥有一些随步伐动起来的自由。
   
   它们应该是暖和的,舒适的,以及…………
   
   …………噢,见鬼!我要走了………………
   
   
   
   8、ladyjonquil
   
   Good thoughts, good words, good deeds .312 Fans
   
   .07:26 AM on 05/11/2012
   
   One of my friends with MS made her own cooling bra years ago to help regulate her core body temperature. It kept her ms more manageable during the hot months. These are much cuter though!
   
   我一个有多发性硬化症的朋友许多年前自己制做了一个降温Bra,以调节她身体的温度。这个Bra使她的多发性硬化症在炎热的月份里更便于护理。虽然这些(冰Bra)可爱多了!
   
   
   
   9、tinwhiskers .3 Fans .01:45 AM on 05/11/2012
   
   If the headline had said "Ice cream bra", I may have read the story.
   
   You know what you do with ice cream...
   
   如果标题是“冰淇淋Bra”,我可能已经读过这个故事。
   
   你知道用冰淇淋你能做的……
   
   
   
   10、ocenbrz .171 Fans .12:40 AM on 05/11/2012
   
   We could sure use those here in America. It gets so hot during Ren Faire and those corsets are stifling in the heat. The aquarium is not needed because we do not need more bulk. Like the idea of a bra with side pockets. I need to get to work.
   
   我们可以肯定在美国能用得上这些冰Bra。在文艺复兴节那段时间实在是太热了,而且那些中世纪束胸衣在高温环境下真是令人窒息。鱼缸就不需要了,因为我们不需要更大容量。喜欢那个带侧口袋的Bra的点子。我要去工作了。
   
   
   
   11、flxdcatbruce
   
   La de da de de, La de da de da .125 Fans .11:20 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   So does this mean that we have to change the old saying to "cold as a Japanese tit".
   
   那么这是否意味着我们必须变更那句老话为“冷得像一只日本山雀”
   
   
   
   12、Gerald Allan .9 Fans .10:37 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   Gosh, those Japanese. Find a need and fill it....
   
   天哪,这些日本人。找到一个(市场)需求并且满足它……
   
   
   
   13、qatmama .10 Fans .09:33 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   suddenly, i want raisins
   
   突然,我想要葡萄干
   
   
   
   14、Bobcheesedoodle .116 Fans .08:28 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   Milk should always be refrigerated.
   
   奶始终应该冷藏。
   
   
   
   15、Steve Beldner .93 Fans .07:19 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   Well my 1st wife was way ahead of this cold piece of clothing. She was so frigid, every time she parted her legs, you would see a light turn on.
   
   好吧,我的第一任妻子在该方面远远领先于这件制冷衣,她是如此的性冷淡,每次掰开她的腿,你都仿佛能看见(冰箱里的)一个灯亮起来。
   
   
   
   16、franplatt .82 Fans .07:02 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   Might be a great boon for hot flashes, which tend to be most intense over the sternum.
   
   对潮热(更年期女性常有的症状)来说可能是一大福音,多现于胸骨部位。
   
   
   
   17、Scott Bryan Kanner
   
   Everyone has something to contribute .127 Fans .06:29 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   Add a few spaces to hold beer cans and you have a hit!!!
   
   增加一部分空间放罐装啤酒,你将会风靡一时!!!
   
   
   
   18、Thimbles .9 Fans .05:52 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   Its a novelty item with a built in fan and ice trays... I can respect that but, how would one wash it?
   
   它是一个有迷你风扇和内置冰袋的新奇产品……我可以接受,但是,怎么清洗呢?
   
   
   
   19、Scott Bryan Kanner
   
   Everyone has something to contribute .
   
   The male equivalent would not be very popular
   
   相对应的男性用品不会很受欢迎
   
   
   
   20、mds308
   
   America. Love it or Leave it to Beaver. .94 Fans .02:01 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   I have a hard enough time trying to unhook a warm bra, now I'll have to work with frost bitten fingers.
   
   我很难有足够的时间去解开一个暖和的Bra,现在我不得不用冻伤的手指干这活了
   
   
   
   21、always deployed .3 Fans .01:57 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   Just wait guys, frozen boxers are next!!
   
   等着吧伙计们,冰冻平脚裤就是下一个!!
   
   
   
   22、ironchefjay2
   
   Apolitical and pissed off .313 Fans .01:05 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   What a wonderful idea.......Ice Bras. Now all I have to do is to get one of these girls to hold my beer between her breasts to keep it cool on a hot day.
   
   绝妙的点子……冰Bra。现在我所要做的是找其中一个女孩在炎热的天气里让她的胸部为我冷藏啤酒。我老婆都穿烂两副了……图里。。右边的女的。。 下半身。。 15、Steve Beldner .93 Fans .07:19 PM on 05/10/2012
   
   Well my 1st wife was way ahead of this cold piece of clothing. She was so frigid, every time she parted her legs, you would see a light turn on.
   
   好吧,我的第一任妻子在该方面远远领先于这件制冷衣,她是如此的性冷淡,每次掰开她的腿,你都仿佛能看见(冰箱里的)一个灯亮起来。
   
   
   这个碉堡了。。。
   
   我老婆都穿烂两副了……
   
   速度上G+法王冰袋化干净了怎么办呢
   
   图里。。右边的女的。。 下半身。。
   
   第一眼竟然没看到。。。战斗力不足啊。。好强力的高科技产品!目测只是肉色安全裤
   
   
   图里。。右边的女的。。 下半身。。
   
   图里。。右边的女的。。 下半身。。
   
   害我又滚上去瞄一眼
   
   图里。。右边的女的。。 下半身。。
   
   我草。。你看的真仔细歪楼了
   
   图里。。右边的女的。。 下半身。。
   
   看到提醒,一下子把帖子拉回顶上去
   哇,福利....
   
   图里。。右边的女的。。 下半身。。 咋感觉右边那个下面怪怪的。。。。 我没撸啊 - -
   
   图里。。右边的女的。。 下半身。。
   
   果然是福利啊~~11区的天赋果然不是盖的啊特意回去从新看了一遍 天赋点歪系列?

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