“美女”大熊猫“科琳”进入发情期，却因年少不懂房事迟迟无法圆房，这可咋办？
Researchers at China's breeding and research centre were concerned that five-year-old Ke Lin and her partner Yongyong never seemed to be in the mood.
中国大熊猫繁殖研究中心研究员对5岁的大熊猫科琳及其伴侣勇勇对交配没有兴趣感到十分担忧。
So they played the couple a video of pandas mating in the wild to in an effort to get them to mate.
他们为这对熊猫播放了野生熊猫交配影片，旨在促使其交配。
成都大熊猫繁育研究基地工作人员搬来电视机，放起了“爱情教学片”……
"Every time Yongyong tried to mount her, Ke Lin fought him off and we were worried she was going to miss her three-day breeding cycle," said a spokesman.
一名发言人说：“每次勇勇试图骑在她身上时，科琳总是激烈反抗，我们都担心她会错过3天的生育期。”
"So we played them the film and she took great interest in it. After that there was no stopping her and they mated successfully.
因此我们放影片，让她提高那方面的兴趣。幸运的是，看过之后，她欲罢不能，交配成功。
嘿嘿，这招还真管用！进入角色的“美女”很快就与郎君共赴爱河
"In the wild, Ke Lin would have seen lots of other pandas mating but in captivity, it's no wonder she needed help."
在野外，科琳将会目睹很多其他熊猫交配的场面，但是圈养的情况下，她显然需要帮助。
Giant pandas have incredibly low breeding rates, and few zoos outside China have successfully managed to breed pandas.
大熊猫的生育率低得难以置信，已经成功生育熊猫的外国动物园屈指可数。
Female giant pandas are fertile for just three days a year, and seem to lose their sexual appetite once in captivity.
雌性大熊猫一年的生育期只有短短的3天，而其一旦圈养，便可能失去性欲。
They are also known to be very selective about their partners.
Most pandas are now bred in captivity, with the destruction of bamboo forests in China reducing their natural habitat.
Researchers have previously tried to coax the males into coitus using Viagra and a special exercise scheme.
先前研究人员打算用伟哥和特殊的运动计划，诱使雄性主动交配。
A fruit is dangled on a string just out of reach for the animal, encouraging him to stand up on his hind legs and move about.
Meanwhile a zoo in Tokyo has put its pandas back on display after keepers decided mating season was over.
Shin Shin and her companion Ri Ri were given privacy earlier this week after they started showing signs of being in season, with managers at Ueno Zoo saying the notoriously shy animals would have more success away from prying eyes.
Felix
It's obvious, isn't it. Ling Ling is gay. Oh wait, that doesn't happen in the natural world?
很明显，科琳是同性恋。哦，等等，这在野生世界不会发生吗？
komentuesi
Judging by the human comparison the effort is likely to be counterproductive (love the pun) since porn is known to increase the risk of impotence.
Pendog
I can spot the problem right off, she wants to watch his face during sex. The porn they were watching featured 'doggie' style instead of missionary.
我马上就发现问题了，交配期间她想要看他的脸。而他们看的A片是狗爬式的动作，而不是传教体位。
oldbill07
Question, Do female panda's get a head ache? Or just not in the mood.
有疑问，难道雌性熊猫头痛？或者没有性趣
wfwilson6
Them democrats is wierd. How can watching 2-bears help your sex life?? Well, I guess if you can approve of two males marrying each other, anything is within the realm of possibility.
Jack Levitt
Surely if all life on Earth evolved from a slurry of amino acids in a primordial sea, something better will replace these creatures when the time is right...? I'm starting to think leftists are afraid their dogma isn't all it is cracked up to be.
Captain Reynault
Is this the old type porn with the black strips over the pandas' eyes so you can't tell who they are?
这是旧的A片吧，把黑条蒙在熊猫的眼睛上，你就不能分辨谁是谁？
Thomas G. Wilson
So- in China they have panda porn- who knew?
那么—中国有熊猫A片—谁知道？
jd1
What if the dates are wrong?
要是交配期搞错了，怎么办？
tomSERVO
Have they tried Barry White?
A little Barry White music goes a long way
他们试过巴瑞怀特的音乐吗？ 一点点音乐就可以持续很长时间(译者：这音乐有这么神奇吗？)
Greg112233
Doesn't this discriminate against gay pandas?
这不是对同性恋熊猫的歧视吗？
Paladin13
I hope no Pandas were harmed in the shooting of the film. Maybe Mr. Panda should first take Mrs. Panda out for a nice dinner, a show, and give her some nice jewelry.
Azlecitizen
Enroll them in the public indoctrination system and they will be taught every thing that they need to know regarding any sexual activity!
把他们招进公共教育系统，他们可以在那里接受任何有关性活动的知识。(译者：他们是小孩子吗？)
Mummyknowsbest
Don't tell Sooty
别跟苏啼说。(译者：元芳：苏啼是谁？)
dave500
They'll be corrupted for life. Send the thought police there at once.
他们会腐败一生的。把这想法马上送到警察局去。(译者：是不是饲养员伺候得太好了)
nanstallon
Perhaps the poor pandas weren't given sex lessons in their childhood, and just didn't know how to get it on. Pandas are a bit choosy and don't always fancy each other.
也许可怜的熊猫小时候没接受性教育，就是不知道怎么交配。熊猫也是有点挑剔的，不是谁都愿意的。
Testaclese_the_Tautologist
If these great lumbering hunks of two tone stupidity and to thick to mate... can't they just grab them and do the artificial insemination thing.
Alternatively, re home them in social housing and shortly afterwards we will be knee deep in panda cubs.
