» 关于今天看到的两个冷笑话，把我笑死了，哈哈哈。
    第一个：
    世界上最无私的男人是谁？
    答案：蔡伦。
    原因：身为一个太监，却发明了纸……
    
    第二个：
    有人把女人比作火车，请问这是为什么？
    答：女人跟火车一样，整天一直逛……吃……逛……吃……逛……吃……
    

网友评论(3137013)2013-02-01 19:10

    
     发自我的 iPhone 4S, iPhone OS 5.1.1, NGAer 157
    

网友评论(314861)2013-02-01 19:11

    火星的春节也有烟花可以看吗
    ----sent from my Sony Ericsson LT18i,Android 4.0.4
    

网友评论(115662)2013-02-01 19:11

    逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃
    

网友评论(598424)2013-02-01 19:11

    
    毛
    肯定要睡觉的阿
    

网友评论(502336)2013-02-01 19:12

    Reply Post by zwd1018 (2013-02-01 19:11):
    
    逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃...
    靠。费流量
     发自我的 iPhone 4, iPhone OS 6.1, NGAer 157
    

网友评论(18868355)2013-02-01 19:13

     太冷了。
    

网友评论(348998)2013-02-01 19:13

    Reply Post by zwd1018 (2013-02-01 19:11):
    逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛.......
    
    
    亲，你这是受啥刺激了！？
    
    ----sent from my LGE LG-P880,Android 4.0.3
    

网友评论(1264257)2013-02-01 19:14

    好冷
    
    ----sent from my Xiaomi MI 2,Android 4.1.1
    

网友评论(12618685)2013-02-01 19:14

    好冷...雪已经下的这么深...
    

网友评论(15126774)2013-02-01 19:15

    火车还有鸣笛啊。
    

网友评论(2351683)2013-02-01 19:16

    一次考地理，全班考砸。
    地理老师大怒：“填空题白送的40分，居然有人只得10分，20分？
    只拿了十分到二十分的全都给我站起来，把卷子抄十遍！”
    这时同桌长叹：“好险，我21分。”
    正在庆幸时，后边一哥们也幽幽叹息：“我也好险呐，我9分。”
    

网友评论(349066)2013-02-01 19:17

    Reply to Reply Post by 轩辕明光 (2013-02-01 19:13)
    
    
    他上火车了
    
    

网友评论(12151801)2013-02-01 19:18

    Reply Post by zwd1018 (2013-02-01 19:11):
    逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛吃逛.......
    
    你这是跟手机党有多大的仇
    
    ----sent from my samsung GT-S7568,Android 4.0.4
    

网友评论(2322406)2013-02-01 19:39

    Reply Post by sagit (2013-02-01 19:17):
    
    
    他上火车了
    
    
    要不然就是他有个只会逛吃逛吃的女朋友……
    

网友评论(6152181)2013-02-01 19:40

    那韩国人发明汉语是为了什么呢？他们自己又不用....
    

网友评论(1486479)2013-02-01 19:41

    第一个有点意思
    

网友评论(19504953)2013-02-01 19:49

    还是我来吧。
    有个人，每天早上对着镜子大喊，你最棒，你能行！
    若干年后，那块镜子果然成了一块很棒的镜子。
    

网友评论(20522773)2013-02-01 20:55

    好冷，感觉不会再冷了
    

网友评论(1357002)2013-02-01 21:11

    两个化学家进了一家餐厅，服务员问喝什么，一个说：H2O，另外一个说：H2O，too。
    后来第二个人死掉了