» 中国公司提供上门女仆服务...玩DOTA
My apartment is a mess, my many online game accounts are in terrible disarray and need attention, but with two jobs and a dog, I really don't have time to do everything I should. However, according to a post on Sina Weibo, a Chinese IT company is offering a service that can change all that; a house-call maid service.
There are loads of things you can do with maids: play Wii Fit with them, beat them at Ridge Racer, or ride in a taxi with them. However, you can only do these things in Japan. In a post on the Chinese Twitter clone Sina Weibo, the popular "Alibuybuy" posted threaded images of a girl making house calls in China, cosplaying as a maid.
The post explains that the maid, dressed in what some netizens are calling a French maid attire, goes to customers' houses and spends the day. According to Alibuybuy, the maid works for a Chinese IT company, but many netizens, including reporters at NetEase and Sina, speculate that the so-called IT company is actually just an advertising company.
Images accompanying the post showed the maid doing various household chores:
帖子里还贴了很多女仆做家务的照片：
She made the bed, did some dishes and cooked dinner. She also video chatted with the customer's parents. However, the thing that really drove netizens insane is the fact that she'll play Defense of the Ancients.
铺床、洗完、做饭，还陪客户的父母聊天儿。不过，最让网友羡慕嫉妒恨的是她还打DOTA。
It's unknown whether this is all a publicity stunt or not, and not much is known about the IT company itself. The post says it might be located in Lanzhou, Gansu province. Our friends at Sina and NetEase, as well as some of the 1000 plus commenters, say that it's just another terribly sexist advertising scheme to promote a product. Sadly, the only thing I can see this promoting (apart from sexism) is DOTA, and I don't really see how this helps the game. Personally, I wouldn't mind having a pretty cleaning lady come to my apartment and clean.
Torbrex 3 hours ago
I'm more distracted by the fact that she has red hair. Won't find many Asians with that. Although since I'm blind/idiot, I can't tell if it's fake coloring or what.
她的红头发让我分心了。亚洲人好像不是红发，我虽然傻，不过还知道这头发是染色滴。
vanchrian 3 hours ago
@Torbrex Its more than likely dyed hair or a wig. That hair colour just doesn't exists in the Asian gene-pool.
应该是染色的，或者假发，红色发质不存在于亚洲人的基因库中。
Torbrex 3 hours ago
@vanchrian It kind of sucks about Japan's insane rabid obsession with homogeneity, eh?
日本人疯狂地痴迷同质性，真逊。
ViceAndre- 2 hours ago
@Torbrex most likely its a dye. A little of topic but In my high school there was this Taiwanese girl who was 1/4 russian. She looks so asian but her skin type is caucasian has some freckles and have red hair. She was stunning! They do exist. But very very rare
Torbrex 2 hours ago
@ViceAndre- I am Filipino but I have Caucasian skin and dark blonde hair. Man, I love being different. Heh, I sound like a hipster.
我是菲律宾人，但我有着白种人皮肤和暗金黄色的头发，我喜欢与众不同。
Ocean_H 2 hours ago
@Torbrex Hair dye. It's pretty much a popular trend among asian women and you especially see it with japanese pornstars.
染色了。在亚洲女性中，这是流行趋势。尤其是日本的色情女性。
Torbrex 2 hours ago
@Ocean_H Ocean_H, your insight of Japanese pornstars knows no bounds. For that you should have a statue erected in your Archer honor!
你对日本色情明星的了解不因国界存在限制。基于此，应该为你弓箭手的荣誉矗立一尊雕像。
Slapsbace 49 minutes ago
@Torbrex Well my g/f has a little brown in her hair. But I think thats cause she used a hair straightner as a hair dryer for a while there.
我的女朋友头发带点儿褐色，不过我觉得原因是吹风机用多了。
szkevin 17 minutes ago
@Torbrex uhmm.. Red is pretty subjective in this case it's more of an auburn, and definitely died. Hundreds of thousands of Chinese girls have their hair died like this.
更像赤褐色，红色主观了，不过头发糟了。数以十万计的中国女孩儿头发都因为染色枯了。
Torbrex 17 minutes ago
@szkevin Well that was a little nitpicky.
这个有点儿挑剔了。
AndiD 3 hours ago
A cute japanese ......maid ......in a mini..........and you pay so you can play games?!
Nothing new here ,its the oldest profession of all.....
穿着……迷你……的……日本…….可爱女仆……你付钱就能玩儿游戏？！
Alessandro A. - A.… 3 hours ago
oh my.... i couldnt ignore someone like that if she came to clean my house.
哦，天……要是她来我家打扫，我肯定没那男的那么淡定。
Robbiecda 3 hours ago
I'm guessing these guys order a lot of pizza when the maid's not around.
我猜女仆不在的时候，他们只能叫披萨吃。
Arppis: Trolling..… 3 hours ago
As I am writing this, my hired maid is actualy cleaning my appartment.
我评论的时候，我雇佣的女仆正在为我打扫房间。
16)Eric Jou 3 hours ago
@Arppis: Trolling..… Exactly! does she play dota?
正解！她也打DOTA？
17)Arppis: Trolling..… 3 hours ago
@Eric Jou Hah, nope. I don't play Dota either.
不，我不玩儿那玩意儿。
HC 3 hours ago
@Arppis: Trolling..… But does she play "Dota"...
她在玩儿“Dota”么…..
Arppis: Trolling..… 3 hours ago
@HC Doesn't matter as long as she cleans the place up and I don't have to. So I can keep playing!Plus, as long as she does her job, that's cleaning, I'm happy. Because I can play then!
Seoul Sister 2 hours ago
Nobody pays me to play DotA... I am seriously missing out.
没人付钱给我让我玩儿DOTA….好机会错过
Mark Vincent N.… 2 hours ago
And by cleaning house, chatting with parents and playing Dota, you mean sex right?
打扫房间，陪父母聊天，玩儿DOTA，你是说发生关系是吧？
Spoonikle 2 hours ago
I would hire someone to play DOTA FOR me.
我也要雇一个人为我打DOTA。
I cannot play the game for the life of me...
我不能用自己的生命一直打下去
It would be hilarious if all around the internet "spoonikles" where playing games, but in fact they where all my maids I hired.
想想网上都是"spoonikles"在打游戏，多逗啊，不过那都是我雇佣的女仆在帮我。
and I force them to play rage inducing games with horribly abusive community's, like DOTA of APB:R and then webcam them as they rage and cry.
我会逼着她们玩儿诱惑暴力型游戏，比如dota里的apb:r,她们又气又哭的时候拍下了，
Ha ha ha! you have to keep playing for another 4 hours or you don't get paid! Torture via video game.
^_^！再逼她们打4个小时，要么没钱拿！
Slapsbace 59 minutes ago
IS this sexist? She is using her sexuality to to wrench money from poor, pathetic guys. Sex-Positive Feminism at work. In fact, I'm offended that this hot lady is taking advantage of us men!
