4 FashionFailings That Will Keep You Single For Life
4种屌丝特征让你光棍一辈子
Afemale fashion expert has been sharing her sage insights into the “painful”fashion failings most likely to condemn any man to perpetual bachelorhood, andas is the way with such things, otaku fashion comes in for the obligatory drubbing.
一位女性时尚专家为我们分享了他关于永久单身汉着装上一些“疼痛的”缺点的明智的看法，在各种意义上，死宅们的样式是最招人唾弃的。
Thelist, apparently written from the perspective of a desperate 30-somethingspinster prepared to marry a man on the basis of the quality of his suit:
以下列出一些比较明显的特点，是来自30岁左右想结婚想疯了的圣女们对宅男着装的看法
1. Men who wear clothes which don’t fit theirframe龙腾网版权所有
“They don’t even try them on, they just decide they are an M or L and buy someclothes. And it’s bad to just plump for LL just because someone says you arefat.”
1，穿不适合他体型的衣服
“他们从来没想过试穿一下，他们只是看看是M码还是L码就买了。甚至有些人仅仅因为别人说他胖了他就穿LL码的衣服。”
2. He is too concerned about looking cool andends up wearing clothes which don’t suit him龙腾网版权所有
“He has an image of guys he thinks are popular, so he just puts on all thestuff he sees in shops and magazines!”
2，极力想让别人认为他很酷，结果穿的一点都不适合他
“他脑子里有个他认为很酷的家伙，然后他就疯狂的购买店里的甚至杂志上的东西”
3. He dresses in classic otaku style
“A rucksack and a pouch round his waist may be an unavoidable manifestation ofhis true self, but at least try to make a reasonable first impression. Formarriage interviews or parties, proper attire is especially essential.”
3，他穿的就是个标准的死宅
“帆布背包和围在腰上的小腰包是他展示自我的标准装备，至少你给人的第一印象要靠谱点吧。去相亲时好好打扮一下是做人的基本礼仪”
(译者曾经穿个SOS团长的T恤去见朋友介绍的妹子，然后，回家杀雷狼龙。。。)
4. His entire ensemble is Uniqlo
Uniqlo may be decent enough quality, and even trendy in some cases, butdressing head to foot in Uniqlo is no good at all.
4，全身都是优衣库
“优衣库的质量确实不错，某些款式下也挺潮的，但全身都是优衣库也有点那个了吧”
(译者：优衣库是日本的中下的牌子，类似我们的班尼路之类的“街衣”或“校服”)
Thecolossal opprobrium attached to rucksacks is of course nothing new and nowseems to be part of the classic otaku stereotype.
However,it probably goes without saying that wearing a pink Precure T-shirt is theultimate faux pas even for otaku, not that such cases are in much danger ofmeeting anyone in the first place.
Onlinethere is a certain amount of predictable resentment from what is presumably the“fat wannabe Uniqlo otaku” demographic, who certainly seem defensive of theirUniqlo ensembles…
帆布背包的屌丝特征看起来有点不合理，但现在已经成为了标准的死宅装备。不过还好，就算是死宅也不会穿那种蠢爆了的过时粉红t恤，不过穿得像个死宅在第一次见面时也是不太好的。
在网上我们就可以准确的定位出那些“顽固的优衣库死胖宅”，因为他肯定会极力为他的屌丝特征辩护。
Comment：
Comment by Kaze
05:47 18/07/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)
So in the eyes of this "fashion expert", you're not coolif you don't dress cool. If you try wearing cool clothes, then you're not cool.
That's REALLY informative >_>
所以，在那个“时尚专家”眼里，如果你没穿的很酷你看起来也不酷，那么如果你尝试穿的酷，你也不会看起来酷。
这个才是真相啊啊啊啊啊
Comment byAnonymous
07:3318/07/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)
so basically,these 4 points of fashion can be summed up as this: don't be ugly and have lotsof money.
基本上，这四点可以归纳为：要当高帅富
Comment byAnonymous
07:57 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
There is nomale so ugly that no matter how much money he will never be atractive forwomen.
事实是现在还没有一个矮丑富钓不到妹子的
Comment by cats2
08:35 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)
Some of the shit Japanese females wear is downright laugh outloud..
Hard to take this seriously.
一些日本妹子穿的让人发笑。
让人很难对她们的眼光认真
Comment by Anonymous
09:02 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
You can dress well without trying to imitate movie stars and animecharacters. That's the gist of t.
你不用模仿电影或者动画就会穿的很好，这个是文章主旨
Comment by Anonymous
06:34 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
I don't see the conflict.
Advice 2 is "avoid tunnel vision trying too hard to look cool,don't forget to find stuff that fits you well too". That's probably likedon't try to look like a gangsta or a guido if you are not one.
Advice 3 is " don't wear weird stuff like otaku pouches".The old american equivalent would be the nerdy pens on the front pocket, todaywould be the childish ironic t shirts.
Advice 4 is " don't go out wearing only Uniqlo stuff".Probably applies to any brand, don't look like you only shop at one place.
我看不到哪里矛盾的。
第二个建议的意思是：不要目光狭隘的尝试看起来酷，只要穿适合自己的衣服就好。
这听起来像不要穿的像个黑帮的或者guido(不知道是啥)
建议三是：身上不要有那些死宅一样的袋子。你父辈那一代口袋前别只笔试是书呆子，现在就是蠢爆了的死宅装。
建议四是：别全身优衣库的上街。尝试买点其他牌子的衣服，不要让人以为你只在一家店买东西。
Comment bykumesana
07:3018/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
I have mydoubts that guys, in general, would bother shopping for clothes in more thanone place. The cool and the uncool alike.
This argumentis invalid. It's only theoritical.
我怀疑某些人怎么有耐性在超过一家店买东西
不管酷还是不酷的衣服
争论这个一点意义都没有
(译者吐槽：你就承认你是个死胖宅吧)
Comment byAnonymous
10:0718/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
But I getbonus defence for wearing the same brand...
但我为优衣库死宅辩护会得到额外奖励。。。。。。
(译者：奖励啥？)
Comment byAnonymous
09:4518/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
Cool peopleknow not to wear a single brand. My sister tries to hammer that lesson in everytime I dress up to leave the house TxT
时髦的人懂得不要穿一个牌子衣服。我妹每次我穿好衣服准备出门的时候都对我的穿着指手划脚。TxT
Comment by Anonymous
06:07 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
It's the usual fashion hypocrisy.
"Hot" males can can wear large glasses and enjoy nerdculture openly, but if an average-to-ugly guy enjoys the same things, they arean outcast.
时髦什么的都是忽悠
高帅富穿什么都是帅，如果一个矮丑穷穿的和他一样就是2B
Comment byAnonymous
08:1218/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
Fuck clothes.I walk out of the house naked and start jerking off at any pretty gal I see.Like a BAWS
草泥马的衣服，我要裸体上街然后对着每个女的手淫。我去~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(译者吐槽：美国继啃脸魔后又出了个手淫魔。。。。。。)
Comment byAnonymous
06:3718/07/2012 # ! Bad (-0.3)
that's becausethey happen to be ugly and just don't look good in it. That said, I find peoplewho dress like 'geeks' to be supremely pretentious.
You can stillbe not good looking and have a fashion sense, though.
这只是刚好他穿这衣服看起来比较丑而已吧。我发现有些穿的奇葩的人相当的自命不凡。即使穿的很时髦你也有可能看起来不怎么样。女人是在嫁衣服么？全身上下连内裤都是uniqlo满身枪眼……
哦不对……还有GU和岛村，壮哉我大街衣。喜欢穿西装的路过
女人是在嫁衣服么？
一般嫁房子时髦什么的都是忽悠
高帅富穿什么都是帅，如果一个矮丑穷穿的和他一样就是2B
第一眼我就看到这个了
那么长的文完全没有意义我去LZ 你这个链接是什么啊... 一堆的AV女优图 你这真的是在讨论穿着么？guido似乎就是搬砖的国情不同 我们这优衣库算不错的衣服了凡客的是什么水平。。。。。
我去LZ 你这个链接是什么啊... 一堆的AV女优图 你这真的是在讨论穿着么？
我去，我真没打开看。。。赶快编辑掉。。。三哥看着呢，我就在龙腾复制粘贴过来的我从来不知道穿衣服这么重要。。。至少我不关注女性的打扮，或者不会因为妹子土就疏远她等等。。。4. His entire ensemble is Uniqlo
中枪！半年没买过衣服 全身上下衣服都掉色了 上个星期实在是自己都看不下去了 去买了件北脸t恤和一条里维斯506我...全身没有单件过百的衣服
而且这些都是至少穿了2年的
这年头节俭也是错了
优衣库中枪全身优衣库躺枪，它要是有鞋子，我估计我鞋子也是优衣库。。。
时髦什么的都是忽悠
高帅富穿什么都是帅，如果一个矮丑穷穿的和他一样就是2B
第一眼我就看到这个了
那么长的文完全没有意义我搬好久的砖 才买得起 优衣库呢、、话说 优衣库 平角内裤不错啊。。我等美特斯·邦威的吊丝给跪了,眼角有翔划过...